Been sick forever … or feels like it. Sometimes you just feel so bad, it is kinda like this:
Peace.
Been sick forever … or feels like it. Sometimes you just feel so bad, it is kinda like this:
Peace.
It is not my job to improve America. My calling is to expose the true Kingdom of God. The Church needs to realize the greater includes the lesser.
Whatever you serve as gods, the true God will make as crap.
Peace.
Why are all the black characters in many movies the flattest of them all? Why does every black character have to have this attitude and stereotypical dialogue and reaction to situations?
It’s not every movie, but it happens more than I’d like. It’s like, in some movies, the writers have this formula: Do we need more “diversity” and humor in the movie? Put in a sidekick black man or gossipy black woman, give them some attitude and eyes that roll around in their head and you’ve got instant comedy. It is similar to the overused little animal/animated inanimate object comic relief employed by almost every recent Disney movie since the Little Mermaid. Although, when it is an ethnic group used in such a way, it is a little more offensive.
And I am, admittedly, a white dude. I’m not saying that playing on stereotypes is totally unacceptable, only that OVER playing them is questionable. Gets old pretty fast.
And we could talk about other ethnic groups that this happens with, too. It just seems to happen most with African Americans.
Any thoughts?
Peace.
I laughed just making this list.
This one was even harder than the horror movies. No clear #1 at all, so I had to go more with favorites that intersected with classics to get a #1. I’m sure there will be many disagreements, and I’m sure I’ll understand them all, but I had fun making the list nonetheless. Another problem is that some movies possess different standards of humor, so potty humor isn’t as funny to some as dry British humor.
A lot of movies were left off this list.
Well, I did my best. Let me know your thoughts!
10. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. People either love or hate this movie. When I was a younger teen, I think this movie was more quoted than any other. A couple parts are a little over the top, but most of it is downright brilliant and timeless.
9. Napoleon Dynamite. The first time I watched this movie, I didn’t laugh a whole lot … I was too amazed that someone had made a movie like this. It was clean and original and I was transfixed. The next couple times I watched it, I laughed in fits.
8. Caddyshack. Bill Murray’s performance alone is list-worthy, but the whole cast put together one of the funniest films ever made.
7. What About Bob? It was between this one and Groundhog Day, honestly, but Bob won out with baby steps. One of the few movies I enjoy where one character is just tortured throughout, but Richard Dreyfuss makes it work.
6. This is Spinal Tap. Rob Reiner put together one of the best (and first) mockumentaries. Waiting for Guffman might be a better movie, but it owes too much to this one as the original. Spinal Tap does have some crude humor, but overall it is a hilarious look at a pop/rock band in the twilight of its career. The songs are brilliant and most of the movie is done improv, without a script. They just set up the characters, the overall plot and the scene and just started filming.
5. No Time For Sergeants. My mom made me watch this movie one weekend afternoon as a kid. I remember literally falling off the couch in laughter. This was the movie that both inspired Gomer Pyle and gave Andy Griffith the popularity to have his own TV show (of which he was supposed to be the comic relief, but when they got Don Knotts, Griffith insisted on being more the straight man). Griffith starred on the stage in the play and then got to play the movie, too.
4. Young Frankenstein. Most people would put Blazing Saddles up here before this one, but I think Young Frankenstein is a little cleaner and more classic. This movie does a great job mocking the old horror movies, and Gene Wilder is great again.
3. Airplane. Another of its kind that, if not the first, the first to be this good and a standard for the rest. A unique blend of clever and ridiculous, some of the most quoted lines in comedic history. There were a couple really bad sequels (I think William Shatner was in one) and the whole Naked Gun series, too. Airplane was the pioneer.
2. The Princess Bride. Perfectly written, performed and casted. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like this movie or hasn’t seen it. My only complaint (and probably the reason it’s not #1 on this list) would be the Casio keyboard music and Mark Knopfler singing at the end. The melody isn’t bad, but does the whole movie need to sound like some dude recorded it on a mono tape player in his mom’s basement?
1. The Jerk. Easily Steve Martin’s best movie, although he’s made some great ones since. Putting his zany stand up persona in a movie actually worked. So random and clever and even sweet, I could watch this movie any time. Great slapstick, clever writing, situations, and one liners.
Also considered: Waiting for Guffman, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Blazing Saddles, National Lampoon’s Vacation, So I Married an Axe Murderer, 3 Amigos, Fletch, Groundhog Day, Some Like it Hot, Back to School, Arsenic and Old Lace.
Despite what some may see as my overwhelmingly “conservative” views on some subjects, I find myself in a funny position with conservatives on the War in Iraq.
Over the last century, up until the time of Ronald Regan, the Democrats were consistently the pro-war crowd. An interesting mix, they were domestically and socially liberal but very strong on national defense, especially through the Cold War.
The one exception before Regan was Teddy Roosevelt, but I don’t really count him as a Republican. He acted way more like a Democrat. He was a hard liberal who also happened to be a Republican. He picked a fight in Central America so he could build the Panama Canal.
Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat, was president during WWI, a fairly reasonless war when you come right down to it. To give Wilson credit, he wasn’t a war hawk necessarily, but as allies with Britain and France and popular opinion swaying against Germany, he knew it was only a matter of time.
FDR, a Democrat, was president during WWII. Truman, a Democrat, dropped not one but two atomic bombs and then got us involved in the Korean War.
Who got us out of the Korean War? Dwight Eisenhower, a Republican and a general who knew a little about war.
The next major conflict the US was involved in was Vietnam. The presidents responsible for that debacle? Two Democrats for the price of one, Kennedy and Johnson (especially Johnson). We could also talk about how Kennedy’s presidency was the closes we ever got to real nuclear war with the Cuban Missle Crisis … but let’s stick with the Vietnam War.
While a noble cause during the Cold War, the US lost from the beginning. Vietnam had been yanked around by the French, then raped by the Japanese, then got corrupt leaders supported by the West, all until they were completely tired of Western aggression and imperialism. Communism sounded pretty good (it does at first … Yes We Can!) and the people were in love with Ho Chi Min. While we won every battle we fought in that conflict, the hearts of the Vietnamese people were lost from the start. We had supported and set up too many opressive and corrupt leaders.
So in ’68, Nixon was elected as president by advantage of a severely divided Democratic party over the Vietnam War. Nixon gets a bad rap because the liberal media hated him and he was a paranoid grump. But he was probably one of our better presidents this century … I’d probably put him ahead of all or most of the Democrats.
Who pulled us out of Vietnam? Nixon, a Republican. You know what else Nixon did? He met with Mao Tse Tung. That was one crazy Chinese communist dude, but Nixon was teh first American president to personally reach out to him and recognize the communist Chinese government … during the Cold War.
Jimmy Carter was the first Democratic president in 50 years NOT to get us into a war. He was such a weak president in EVERY area that Regan was a shoo-in.
With Regan, you had a Republican president strong on defense and domestically conservative. For his views on defense, Regan could have been another JFK. The Carter/Regan transition is where the Republicans picked up this war hawk mentality that had previously belonged to the Democrats.
Okay, so what’s the lesson here? Two things: first, the Democrats should love Nixon. He was a cheater who pulled the country out of an unpopular war and met with an infamous dictator. He should be their hero. And they should be careful criticizing modern Republican war hawks – there’s plenty of violent war blame to go around in their party, too.
For the Republicans, they shouldn’t demonize Obama for suggesting the very things Nixon did over 30-40 years ago in the midst of the Cold War.
I’m not saying Obama will be a great commander in chief. I think I have more military experience that he does, but to demonize him as a “cut and run” guy and willing to meet with evil dictators “without preconditions” is not necessarily anti-conservative or anti-Republican or always the wrong thing to do.
One of the things I respect most about Obama is he voted against the War in Iraq in the first place. At least he’s been consistent. I might have voted against it, too. Not because I believe that Bush was a liar or some insane guy after Hussein, but I felt at the time it wasn’t the wisest of things to do.
Before you give me Hannity’s talking points, I understand we don’t want to leave it in worse shape than before, but that could realistically take another decade depending on your criteria. We’ve done some good things in Iraq, a new government, trained their security forces, improved their infastructure. Maybe it is time we have faith in what we’ve done and let go.
Peace.
Well, it has been an interesting week. Obama was elected president, and we’re still talking about Sarah Palin.
Really? I mean, come on. Let’s think about the absurdity of a press who shrugs off any negative story on Obama (his support of domestic terrorists, rampant corruption in his state and federal positions) and they still report the most inane rumors they can find on Sarah Palin a week after she loses the election.
Really?
Some unknown source says she didn’t know that Africa is a continent … Hey, I’ve got an email with a video in it where Obama slips up and mentions his “Muslim faith.” You gonna run with that, too?
No. What we ask Obama is: what kind of dog will you get your daughter? How do you feel about the BCS?
Hannity keeps saying 2008 is the year journalism died. At first I suspected he was just being negative … I’m starting to believe him.
On a related front, the Obama campaign kicked off three newspapers from traveling with them, the only three who had backed McCain for the presidency. I wonder what would have happened if McCain had kicked off all reporters associated with the major networks besides Fox News and the newspapers that backed Obama … hmnn. By the way, Fox News, the only interview to really give Obama a tough time and tough questions, is also being frozen out by the Obama staff.
These are the actions of a despot, not the “leader of the FREE world.”
In the spirit of bipartisanship, promised by Obama himself on election night, Obama appointed one of the most partisan Democrats around, this according to the New York Times and the LA Times, as his Chief of Staff. I must have a different definition of bipartisan in my dictionary …
Although Obama has spoken out about Reid trying to get rid of Lieberman as head of his Senate comittee, but who knows how sincere that is and what will happen. Talk is if Lieberman is openly censored like this, he’ll switch parties.
One of the bright spots this week is the overwhelming kindness and graciousness shown by Bush and his administration. It is rare for the sitting president of an opposing party to be so gracious so soon. Good for G,W.
I’m sure Michael Moore is making a documentary on some diabolical conspiracy behind why Bush is being so nice.
Peace.
We’re getting close to 4,500 American troops killed in the war in Iraq over the last few years. That’s almost as many babies as we kill in this country, legally, EVERY DAY.
If every person who voted for Obama had personally given $100 (average) to someone in need on November 4, we wouldn’t need the government to do anything for the poor. That’s 6 billion dollars to those in need without government bureacracy, waste, raising taxes or campaigning for “change” or “hope.” That’s not counting the McCain voters as well. Rounding up for fun, that would have been 12 billion dollars of immediate compassion in one day. That’s the kind of change we need.
Peace.