Archive for November, 2008

How I Feel

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Been sick forever … or feels like it.  Sometimes you just feel so bad, it is kinda like this:

Peace.

Random Thoughts

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

It is not my job to improve America.  My calling is to expose the true Kingdom of God.  The Church needs to realize the greater includes the lesser.

Whatever you serve as gods, the true God will make as crap.

Peace.

Personal Rant — Black Stereotypes in Movies

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

Why are all the black characters in many movies the flattest of them all?  Why does every black character have to have this attitude and stereotypical dialogue and reaction to situations?

It’s not every movie, but it happens more than I’d like.  It’s like, in some movies, the writers have this formula: Do we need more “diversity” and humor in the movie?  Put in a sidekick black man or gossipy black woman, give them some attitude and eyes that roll around in their head and you’ve got instant comedy.  It is similar to the overused little animal/animated inanimate object comic relief employed by almost every recent Disney movie since the Little Mermaid.  Although, when it is an ethnic group used in such a way, it is a little more offensive.

And I am, admittedly, a white dude.  I’m not saying that playing on stereotypes is totally unacceptable, only that OVER playing them is questionable.  Gets old pretty fast.

And we could talk about other ethnic groups that this happens with, too.  It just seems to happen most with African Americans.

Any thoughts?

Peace.

Britt’s Top Ten Lists — Comedies

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I laughed just making this list.

This one was even harder than the horror movies.  No clear #1 at all, so I had to go more with favorites that intersected with classics to get a #1.  I’m sure there will be many disagreements, and I’m sure I’ll understand them all, but I had fun making the list nonetheless.  Another problem is that some movies possess different standards of humor, so potty humor isn’t as funny to some as dry British humor.

A lot of movies were left off this list.

Well, I did my best.  Let me know your thoughts!

10.  Monty Python and the Holy Grail. People either love or hate this movie.  When I was a younger teen, I think this movie was more quoted than any other.  A couple parts are a little over the top, but most of it is downright brilliant and timeless.

9.  Napoleon Dynamite. The first time I watched this movie, I didn’t laugh a whole lot … I was too amazed that someone had made a movie like this.  It was clean and original and I was transfixed.  The next couple times I watched it, I laughed in fits.

8.  Caddyshack. Bill Murray’s performance alone is list-worthy, but the whole cast put together one of the funniest films ever made.

7.  What About Bob? It was between this one and Groundhog Day, honestly, but Bob won out with baby steps.  One of the few movies I enjoy where one character is just tortured throughout, but Richard Dreyfuss makes it work.

6.  This is Spinal Tap. Rob Reiner put together one of the best (and first) mockumentaries.  Waiting for Guffman might be a better movie, but it owes too much to this one as the original.  Spinal Tap does have some crude humor, but overall it is a hilarious look at a pop/rock band in the twilight of its career.  The songs are brilliant and most of the movie is done improv, without a script.  They just set up the characters, the overall plot and the scene and just started filming.

5.  No Time For Sergeants. My mom made me watch this movie one weekend afternoon as a kid.  I remember literally falling off the couch in laughter.  This was the movie that both inspired Gomer Pyle and gave Andy Griffith the popularity to have his own TV show (of which he was supposed to be the comic relief, but when they got Don Knotts, Griffith insisted on being more the straight man).  Griffith starred on the stage in the play and then got to play the movie, too.

4.  Young Frankenstein. Most people would put Blazing Saddles up here before this one, but I think Young Frankenstein is a little cleaner and more classic.  This movie does a great job mocking the old horror movies, and Gene Wilder is great again.

3.  Airplane. Another of its kind that, if not the first, the first to be this good and a standard for the rest.  A unique blend of clever and ridiculous, some of the most quoted lines in comedic history.  There were a couple really bad sequels (I think William Shatner was in one) and the whole Naked Gun series, too.  Airplane was the pioneer.

2.  The Princess Bride. Perfectly written, performed and casted.  I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like this movie or hasn’t seen it.  My only complaint (and probably the reason it’s not #1 on this list) would be the Casio keyboard music and Mark Knopfler singing at the end.  The melody isn’t bad, but does the whole movie need to sound like some dude recorded it on a mono tape player in his mom’s basement?

1.  The Jerk. Easily Steve Martin’s best movie, although he’s made some great ones since.  Putting his zany stand up persona in a movie actually worked.  So random and clever and even sweet, I could watch this movie any time.  Great slapstick, clever writing, situations, and one liners.

Also considered:  Waiting for Guffman, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar, Happy Gilmore, Tommy Boy, Blazing Saddles, National Lampoon’s Vacation, So I Married an Axe Murderer, 3 Amigos, Fletch, Groundhog Day, Some Like it Hot, Back to School, Arsenic and Old Lace.

History Lesson #4 Ending a War

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

Despite what some may see as my overwhelmingly “conservative” views on some subjects, I find myself in a funny position with conservatives on the War in Iraq.

Over the last century, up until the time of Ronald Regan, the Democrats were consistently the pro-war crowd.  An interesting mix, they were domestically and socially liberal but very strong on national defense, especially through the Cold War.

The one exception before Regan was Teddy Roosevelt, but I don’t really count him as a Republican.  He acted way more like a Democrat.  He was a hard liberal who also happened to be a Republican.  He picked a fight in Central America so he could build the Panama Canal.

Woodrow Wilson, a Democrat, was president during WWI, a fairly reasonless war when you come right down to it.  To give Wilson credit, he wasn’t a war hawk necessarily, but as allies with Britain and France and popular opinion swaying against Germany, he knew it was only a matter of time.

FDR, a Democrat, was president during WWII.  Truman, a Democrat, dropped not one but two atomic bombs and then got us involved in the Korean War.

Who got us out of the Korean War?  Dwight Eisenhower, a Republican and a general who knew a little about war.

The next major conflict the US was involved in was Vietnam.  The presidents responsible for that debacle?  Two Democrats for the price of one, Kennedy and Johnson (especially Johnson).  We could also talk about how Kennedy’s presidency was the closes we ever got to real nuclear war with the Cuban Missle Crisis … but let’s stick with the Vietnam War.

While a noble cause during the Cold War, the US lost from the beginning.  Vietnam had been yanked around by the French, then raped by the Japanese, then got corrupt leaders supported by the West, all until they were completely tired of Western aggression and imperialism.  Communism sounded pretty good (it does at first … Yes We Can!) and the people were in love with Ho Chi Min.  While we won every battle we fought in that conflict, the hearts of the Vietnamese people were lost from the start.  We had supported and set up too many opressive and corrupt leaders.

So in ’68, Nixon was elected as president by advantage of a severely divided Democratic party over the Vietnam War.  Nixon gets a bad rap because the liberal media hated him and he was a paranoid grump.  But he was probably one of our better presidents this century … I’d probably put him ahead of all or most of the Democrats.

Who pulled us out of Vietnam?  Nixon, a Republican.  You know what else Nixon did?  He met with Mao Tse Tung.  That was one crazy Chinese communist dude, but Nixon was teh first American president to personally reach out to him and recognize the communist Chinese government … during the Cold War.

Jimmy Carter was the first Democratic president in 50 years NOT to get us into a war.  He was such a weak president in EVERY area that Regan was a shoo-in.

With Regan, you had a Republican president strong on defense and domestically conservative.  For his views on defense, Regan could have been another JFK.  The Carter/Regan transition is where the Republicans picked up this war hawk mentality that had previously belonged to the Democrats.

Okay, so what’s the lesson here?  Two things: first, the Democrats should love Nixon.  He was a cheater who pulled the country out of an unpopular war and met with an infamous dictator.  He should be their hero.  And they should be careful criticizing modern Republican war hawks – there’s plenty of violent war blame to go around in their party, too.

For the Republicans, they shouldn’t demonize Obama for suggesting the very things Nixon did over 30-40 years ago in the midst of the Cold War.

I’m not saying Obama will be a great commander in chief.  I think I have more military experience that he does, but to demonize him as a “cut and run” guy and willing to meet with evil dictators “without preconditions” is not necessarily anti-conservative or anti-Republican or always the wrong thing to do.

One of the things I respect most about Obama is he voted against the War in Iraq in the first place.  At least he’s been consistent.  I might have voted against it, too.  Not because I believe that Bush was a liar or some insane guy after Hussein, but I felt at the time it wasn’t the wisest of things to do.

Before you give me Hannity’s talking points, I understand we don’t want to leave it in worse shape than before, but that could realistically take another decade depending on your criteria.  We’ve done some good things in Iraq, a new government, trained their security forces, improved their infastructure.  Maybe it is time we have faith in what we’ve done and let go.

Peace.

Kudos to the Catholics

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

I’m not a Catholic.  Many reasons exist for this, but I have a lot of respect for Catholics.  Those who consider themselves evangelicals could learn a lot from them.

Catholics are strong in two areas: they consistently do much in compassion for the poor … and they are consistently pro-life.

The leading American Catholic Bishops recently drafted their position on abortion as Barak Obama begins to transition into the presidency.  Barak Obama, despite some liberal Evangelical group coming up with a website to the contrary, is as pro-killing babies as anyone in this country.  His policies are downright scary and perverse.  The Catholic Bishops promise to stand firm against him when it comes to this issue, even possibly considering his pro-abortion policies attacks on the Catholic Church itself.

(This is practical as well as theological.  There are Catholic hospitals that, under Obama’s proposed policies, would either be forced to perform abortions or lose federal funding … that’s pro-choice? … These hospitals would of course refuse to kill babies and close down before they would cave to such intimidation.)

Some liberal Catholics (many Catholics did vote for Obama … probably related to a misguided idea that he would help the poor) are trying to sway the Catholic Bishops not to be so divisive on this issue and “lose favor” with the Democratic Party that holds both houses and the presidency.  Hopefully those Bishops are more concerned with losing favor with the God who fearfully and wonderfully made those babies.

In a related note, Obama has promised to use his power of executive order to undo just about everything Bush did, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I’m sure.  Two of those major things he mentioned are to stop domestic drilling to protect the environment and allow all stem cell research.

I say ALL stem cell research because the only stem cell research not allowed by Bush was fetal stem cell research.  There are actual laws that Bush vetoed and went through the process, I believe (I could be wrong, but my memory indicated there was legislation, not executive orders).  At any rate, Bush did stop the experimentation on FETAL stem cells and liberals love to miscommunicate that action and say that Bush is “against stem cell research” and/or “doesn’t want to help handicapped people” like Superman.

The truth is that fetal stem cell research hasn’t produced any results and doesn’t even promise to.  All progress in stem cell research around the globe, even where fetal stem cells are used, has been with adult stem cell research.  So why the desperation to get their hands on fetal stem cells?

Liberals want to justify the killing of babies any way they can.  This is just one of the ways.  They feel they are, in some weird roundabout way, protecting the “right to choose” and not giving an inch to those pesky extremists that are against killing babies.  To be clear, the new administration doesn’t want us to drill because it might hurt the environment but fruitless experimentation on aborted baby stem cells is a-okay.

This is why I love Catholics, both their dedication to compassion on the poor and the protection of the sanctity of life.  I wish all Christians would stand firm with them and learn from them.

Peace.

Mooney Report LXXXVIII: The Book

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The Lord told me to write a book about love in 2000.  He gave me a clear thesis and structure for a dissertation on the biblical idea of love.

Per my personality, I immediately argued with God.  My excuses were many: there are too many books already on the Christian market, I’m too young, I’m too old, nobody will listen to me, I’ve never written a book like this before, etc.  The most realistic reason I espoused to my Creator was my extreme feelings of inadequacy.  This is too big, I told Him.

If you haven’t figured this out, yet, arguing with God is fairly fruitless, possibly dangerous, and God kept bugging me.

Before we left for our stint in Korea, God told me I wouldn’t leave Korea until I had written this book.  I began at some point, maybe sometime in 2002, making notes, putting together scriptures, but stalled at the end of the first section on Faith.

My inadequacy was even more pronounced when it came to the section on Hope.  Not that I didn’t have hope in me, necessarily, but I didn’t feel as if I understood it well enough to explain it.

So I spent the next couple years asking God to teach me about hope.  I read related scriptures, but most of the section on hope came from personal meditation and subsequent revelation.

But I didn’t finish the book by the time Becca and I were called back to be missionaries in our home country.  I felt a little guilty about this, almost like a failure, but God quickly showed me a couple of things.

First, crying and whining about it now won’t help.  Finish the book.

Second, I did finish writing the book in Korea.  It just wasn’t down on paper yet.

While I’ve been a member of close communities here in the States, and those experiences birthed the theme of the book, our time in Korea and the ministry there among such a close knit community matured some things that were only concepts before into actualized truth.

So the last two years have been spent finishing the book, revising, rewriting, and editing the material.  Then came the daunting task of self-publishing — type setting, creating a cover, etc.

And here it all is.

Some thoughts on the book: It is a little long.  But there was just too much I had to say.  So I did.  My revisions either extended it or just equalized it all out, so I focused more on editing and rewriting.  That kept it a little more concise, but without a more professional editor, which I am not, I did my best to say what was on my heart to say.

The sections on love are really powerful, but the treasure of the book might be the section on hope.  I considered separating the sections into more than one book.  The hope section really could be its own book.  Ultimately, I wanted to stay true to the theme and original vision and accepted one book of bigger scope.  Hope needed to be in the context of the other two, faith and love.

I won’t be making any money off of this book.  All proceeds will go to the Mercy Home ministry in India.  If I sell 100 copies and there’s a decent demand for more, I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it with God’s leading.  My heart is not to be a “peddler of the gospel,” so to speak, but it is up to God where all this leads from here.

Any feedback is appreciated.  Leave a comment on the blog or email me.

If the book blesses you, share it.  If you don’t like something I’ve said, contact me about it to explain further or just pray for me.  I need it anyway.

For all those who have encouraged me along the way, thank you.  To Becca especially, I’ll be serving you in heaven, so thanks for your service to me here.

Peace.

Sounding Off 11.13.2008

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Well, it has been an interesting week.  Obama was elected president, and we’re still talking about Sarah Palin.

Really?  I mean, come on.  Let’s think about the absurdity of a press who shrugs off any negative story on Obama (his support of domestic terrorists, rampant corruption in his state and federal positions) and they still report the most inane rumors they can find on Sarah Palin a week after she loses the election.

Really?

Some unknown source says she didn’t know that Africa is a continent … Hey, I’ve got an email with a video in it where Obama slips up and mentions his “Muslim faith.”  You gonna run with that, too?

No.  What we ask Obama is: what kind of dog will you get your daughter?  How do you feel about the BCS?

Hannity keeps saying 2008 is the year journalism died.  At first I suspected he was just being negative … I’m starting to believe him.

On a related front, the Obama campaign kicked off three newspapers from traveling with them, the only three who had backed McCain for the presidency.  I wonder what would have happened if McCain had kicked off all reporters associated with the major networks besides Fox News and the newspapers that backed Obama … hmnn.  By the way, Fox News, the only interview to really give Obama a tough time and tough questions, is also being frozen out by the Obama staff.

These are the actions of a despot, not the “leader of the FREE world.”

In the spirit of bipartisanship, promised by Obama himself on election night, Obama appointed one of the most partisan Democrats around, this according to the New York Times and the LA Times, as his Chief of Staff.  I must have a different definition of bipartisan in my dictionary …

Although Obama has spoken out about Reid trying to get rid of Lieberman as head of his Senate comittee, but who knows how sincere that is and what will happen.  Talk is if Lieberman is openly censored like this, he’ll switch parties.

One of the bright spots this week is the overwhelming kindness and graciousness shown by Bush and his administration.  It is rare for the sitting president of an opposing party to be so gracious so soon.  Good for G,W.

I’m sure Michael Moore is making a documentary on some diabolical conspiracy behind why Bush is being so nice.

Peace.

Like a Child

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Dealing with students is a great way to learn about children.

One intersting observation incited this week was when a couple students, one a white girl and the other a black boy, were discussing the election last week.

The boy expressed his joy over the outcome.  The girl accused him openly of onl liking Obama because the president-elect is black.  They argued about this a while, freely and openly, even to the point where the young man admitted taht he thought Obama would do a better job because he is black, which was then challenged again by the girl.

While they were both passionate about their opinions, they allowed the expression of their opinions without a whole lot of tension or offense … and they still acted civily towards one another.

Some might have heard some tof the exchange and considered it racist to even mention such thoughts, but I saw only two young people unhibited enough to ignore modern notions of being politically correct.

This led me to meditate upon how children generally don’t have a lot of inhibitions we have as adults.  Micah points out my big belly, sticks his own out and says, “I have a belly like yours.”  He thanks God for his penis.  He comments on Saji’s dark skin.  He notices differences and makes comments that some would consider insensitive … but he’s just pointing out the obvious that we all notice but don’t feel the liberty to express.  Am I to hush and shame him out of some pseudo kindness we’ve created?  Of course we don’t with children, but why do we lose the innocence of honesty that can help us be real and open?

I guess what I’m wondering is (and I don’t necessarily have a full answer here) how much of our call to be “like a child” to enter the Kingdom includes losing culturally imposed inhibitions so we can be real, genuine and guileless?

Of course certain inhibitions are good.  But many about race and sex and gender and socio-economic status are counter-productive to being real, open, and genuine.  And those barriers keep us from community and discipleship.

We’re too easily offended by some things and then fine with things God is offended about (a whole ‘nuther post some day …).  And we’re afraid of being offensive, as well.  Truth sets you free.  These cultural mores cause us, Christians, to put up a facade with one another, something different on the outside than what’s really going on inside.  We’re afraid of being transparent – for a whole host of reasons – but that fear is the opposite of love.  It is a type of hypocrisy that we either accept or even encourage.  But God generally hates it.

Again, I’m not saying I have all the answers here, only that I’m meditating openly on the benefits of a Church willing to talk about and express things that our society might consider rude.

There are plenty of examples where Jesus and the original twelve did very socially unacceptable things.  Not that they sought them out, but He was willing, if the Lord so led or openedthe door, to break the sacred rules of man in the name of love and compassion.

Any thoughts?

Peace.

Random Thoughts

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

We’re getting close to 4,500 American troops killed in the war in Iraq over the last few years.  That’s almost as many babies as we kill in this country, legally, EVERY DAY.

If every person who voted for Obama had personally given $100 (average) to someone in need on November 4, we wouldn’t need the government to do anything for the poor.  That’s 6 billion dollars to those in need without government bureacracy, waste, raising taxes or campaigning for “change” or “hope.”  That’s not counting the McCain voters as well.  Rounding up for fun, that would have been 12 billion dollars of immediate compassion in one day.  That’s the kind of change we need.

Peace.